This is another blog challenge topic:
“Weird things you do when you’re alone”
I shake my ass while I’m cleaning my house.
I talk to my dog like she’s a baby just to piss her off.
I talk shit to my cat because I don’t like her because she likes to piss in my laundry.
I have full interesting conversations… with myself.
I put on the most absolute whorish make up ever then get made when I have to leave the house looking like I just got out of the strip club.
I squeeze and jiggle my belly fat because I like the way it feels.
That’s about it… I don’t do much weird stuff I guess.