Today’s topic is: A photo of yourself and a description on how your day went.
Well, I took a picture even though I am hella tired from pulling 12+ hour days everyday for the past month so here it is!

Here I am showing off my awesome purple nails and looking like a high zombie. You’ll have to excuse the horrible quality of my webcam (this is the reason I don’t use webcams to record videos OR do photo sets).
My day went well. I finally finish the thing I have been working on for a month now. I took a lot of time off after I had my last baby and I barely kept anything updated so once he started going to daycare in September I happily came running back to work! I have had to do a lot of catching up and that’s what has been taking up soooo much time but I am done now! I even have queues built up in most departments so I can actually keep on track this time! That’s all my day has consisted of really… sitting in front of my computer since 7am this morning! I’ll sleep when I’m dead 😉 I am also stoked because I have the highest sales that I have ever had on my clip stores last month!
So I like the whole idea of a 30 day blog challenge but they all have some questions that are just stupid or are not relevant to me so I never can complete the whole thing. I really want to do something like this though so I am going to adapt it to fit my needs and I am going to pick topics that I actually want to talk about. I probably won’t be doing 30 days worth, either, and I won’t be posting new topics everyday. I think this will be fun though and it’s a way for my fans to get to know me on a more personal level to see that I am not just a sexy robot that barely gets any sleep…heh. So I will start the first topic tomorrow, stay tuned and enjoy this sexy picture in the mean time!
If any of my fans would like to submit a question that I could add to my blog feel free to email me at kinkykristi @ gmail.com

This is always a touchy subject amongst people, especially online. I am going to write about it anyways.
My views on religion are pretty much non-existent. If I had to say I was some kind of religion, I wouldn’t know what to say. I guess I would say that I am spiritual but I am not religious. I don’t know what I believe exactly but I don’t believe that there is some magical figure in the sky that can snap his fingers and create Earth and people and shit like that. I do believe that there is *something* out there and I do believe that there is some sort of afterlife. After all, it has been proven that every human has an electric energy inside them and it has to go somewhere at death, it doesn’t just disappear so obviously we do go on after death. I just don’t believe in the god that Christians believe in and I don’t fully support Christianity because most Christians are nothing more than hippocratic bible thumping conservative assholes. Not all of them, but most of them. Living in Texas I see the full extent of this and I hate it.
Besides that, every since religion became widespread the world has turned to shit. There has been more wars caused because of religion than any other reason at all. The most heinous crimes have been committed because of religion. I just don’t think religion does anything for anybody. Religion causes so many problems because people do not understand it. I found this while I was researching the subject, this is a quote from a spiritual writer named Klienwachter….
“Religion is not spirituality, it is man’s attempt to explain spirituality. It is observable, what religion has done for us. You need not take my word. You can read about it in the paper any day of the week. It has not served us well. If fact it has down right, failed us miserably. It is not working for us any more today, than it did thousands of years ago. It certainly has not brought us peace on earth. It has divided man from man, man from women, man from his environment and man from God.”
I mean how much more true could this be? Anyways, that’s about all I have to say about it. I am certainly not against anybody who believes in any religion and people can believe in whatever they want. I just don’t bother myself with it because it does nothing but cause problems in the world and I want no part in it.
My top 5 pet peeves….
1. People who whine and complain about everything. I don’t mean the casual complaint either… I mean like everything that comes out of their mouth is negative boo hoo shit. I hate hate hate that! I am a totally positive upbeat person and I just don’t have any time for crybabies.
2. This is similar to #1 but different: Adults who act like little kids. I can’t stand grown ass people who get their feelings hurt over childish petty bullshit like not having a birthday party thrown for them or not getting a cake for their birthday. I mean really people? You are 30 years old, do you NEED a birthday cake or a party? I thought that shit was for kids. Act like a fucking adult for Christ’s sake.
3. Jealous women. This is another thing that just bothers the crap out of me. I can’t stand all of the drama bullshit I see on a daily basis in the online porn world. There is always somebody talking shit or hating or calling other girls out over some stupid crap that’s not even worth it. I don’t even associate with people like that. It’s obvious they are just as ugly on the inside as they are on the outside when they act like a bunch of bitches.
4. Animals who act like they are starving 24 hours a day. Heh this is a funny one but I am totally serious. I have 2 bulldogges and 3 cats and I feed all of them 2-3 times a day but the bastards still follow me around begging for scraps of food ALL DAY LONG. Seriously. The cats are so bad they will sit and do this awful hungry meow all fucking day… all fucking day… I am totally not lying. They act like they haven’t been fed in weeks. Ugh it makes me so mad, it makes me not want to feed them for a couple of days.
5. People who can’t spell. Mainly just women who can’t spell…. men don’t bother me so much for some reason but when I see a chick online who cannot spell it just drives me mad. I want to correct them so bad but I don’t. My main peeves are the ones who write “there” instead of “their”, “your” instead of “you’re”, and any stupid abbreviations like “u” when you could of just typed 2 extra letters and made the correct word “you”. This is especially bad when they claim to be in college or have a college degree and still write like this…. makes me wonder what kind of college they are going to.
Welp that’s my 5 top pet peeves… that’s really the only pet peeves I have. I am generally a really happy care free person but those 5 things just drive me nuts… I try to ignore it but I can’t 🙂
Hmmm this is a pretty easy one since I already know what I am going to do for my retirement…. which yes, I plan to do within 10 years. I am going to be living in Alaska! I want to get atleast 40-50 acres of land just a little ways outside of town so in the winter I can still go get what I need when the heavy snow starts falling. No I do not want to live way the hell out in the boonies 😉 Yes I do know it will be cold! That’s what my family will be doing within the next 10 years and since I have all boys, I have a ton of free labor to build my cabin!
To do this, I need to have some serious money saved up and that’s what I am working on right now. I did have a pretty good sized bank account a couple of years ago but I wiped it completely out paying off my second house in full so I am having to start back from scratch which is definitely taking some work but I don’t mind the challenge. I’ll also be able to rent this house out for a pretty good paycheck every month to help my expenses in Alaska. I already sold my first house and they will be making their last payment on it in January 2013. I just have to save up enough to live on and enough to buy a nice RV to live in while we are building our house. The RV has to obviously be big enough for 2 dogs, 3 cats, 3 kids, and 2 adults so I’m not talking about something you pull behind a truck….lol!
Anyways, that’s my plan for the next 10 years! Hustle hustle hustle and get the hell out of Texas!
This one is “Describe how many and what types of pets you have”.
I am a big animal lover and all my life I grew up with a shit ton of animals. When I was younger my mom would bring in every stray animal she found and I think at our peak we had 27 cats and 6 dogs… and a couple of pot bellied pigs. No we were not animal horders… well not me anyways, she may have been now that I think about it.
Anyways, I refuse to have that many animals because they just plain piss me off most days but I do love the animals that I have.
Ok so I have 4 dogs in all. I have 2 pitbulls who live outside to protect the house and property. I know it sucks that they have to live outside but they have a huge yard and an awesome dog house, plus if they came inside they would literally destroy everything.
My other 2 dogs are Olde English Bulldogges. These are my pride and joys… they are just the most awesome dogs in the world and mighty expensive too. They have the best personalities and are so so so smart. If you ever have a couple thousand dollars to spend on a dog I highly recommend these guys. They are the best… but only if you get them from a good breeder, don’t cheap out and get a scrappy bulldogge. My female bulldogge is from blue ribbon champion bloodline and my male is just a bad ass.


Next I have 3 cats. 2 of them are brother and sister and I have had them since the moment they were born. I adopted a cat about 9 years ago and it turned out that she was pregnant (I didn’t know this) and shortly after I got her she gave birth to 8 kittens. Luckily I was able to dump the other 6 on my mom and sisters because I sure as hell did not want 9 freaking cats. So I kept a brother and sister and the mom but the mom ran away after a few months. Later on a cute little kitten showed up at my house and refused to live so after trying to make it go home for a few weeks I decided to keep it. That’s the story of my 3 cats.
Finally I have a shit ton of fish but the most awesome of them all is my huge Red Tiger Oscar. I got him when he was about the size of a quarter and I didn’t know how big they got. Well here it is a year later and this damn fish is a foot long and still growing! I have to upgrade my aquarium pretty soon because he is outgrowing it.
Welp, that’s my animals in a nutshell. I have quite the little furry family don’t I?
So now that I am getting my shit together and not being a slacker I am totally going to do the 30 day blog challenge that I was suppose to do in September but I didn’t…. because I was a slacker. If you want to see the topics click here. So I am about to do the first day, stay tuned!!
Hey guys! What’s going on lately? So I need to be more active blogging and as I was reading some blogs I saw this cool 30 day blog challenge thing that a lot of people are doing so I decided to do it as well. So for the next 30 days I will post a blog with one of the things from the list…. sounds like fun right? I will be starting this tomorrow! Here is a list of what you can expect to see.
Day 1: Describe how many and what types of pets you have.
Day 2: Where you’d like to be in 10 years.
Day 3: Your top 5 pet peeves
Day 4: Your views on religion
Day 5: Your favorite comfort foods and why
Day 6: Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality
Day 7: Your favorite childhood toys
Day 8: A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life.
Day 9: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
Day 10: Your guilty pleasure (or pleasures!)
Day 11: Put your IPOD on shuffle and write down the first 10 songs that pop up
Day 12: Bullet your whole day
Day 13: Somewhere you’d like to move or visit
Day 14: Your earliest memory
Day 15: Write 15 interesting facts about yourself
Day 16: Your views on mainstream music
Day 17: Your highs and lows of the past year
Day 18: A book you could read over and over and never get sick of
Day 19: Your biggest regret in life
Day 20: How important you think education is
Day 21: One of your favorite TV shows
Day 22: How have you changed in the past 2 years
Day 23: How do you feel about where you currently live.
Day 24: Your favorite movie and what it is about
Day 25: Someone who fascinates you and why.
Day 26: If you had $1,000,000 to spend, how would you spend it?
Day 27: A problem you have or had in the past
Day 28: Something that you miss
Day 29: What is the one thing that you love doing most.
Day 30: Your goals for the next 30 days.