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Hey guys! Sorry it’s been a minute since I blogged…. I was busy with Christmas like you probably were too. Anyways, I am back in action and going to be blogging lots and doing lots of new videos again so be sure to check back here often to be the first to know!

This picture set was posted a couple of weeks ago on http://www.AmateurKristi.com

New panties I bought…. love them!

#TittyTuesday pic at http://www.Twitter.com/KinkyKristi

#WhootyWednesday pic

Screencap from one of my Christmas booty shake videos at http://Kristi.Shakinit.com

Picture from my newest pic set which will be available this Friday only at http://www.AmateurKristi.com

I am now on a really cool site called Extra Lunch Money. You can buy all kinds of videos and custom videos and I have uploaded all of my videos to it as well. I will also be listing some custom stuff within the next week so you should be sure to bookmark me!

Click here to check me out on Extra Lunch Money!

TexasKristi Extra Lunch Money Intro Video by kinkykristi

Day 6: Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality

I was born March 6th so I am a Pisces. I love being a Pisces and I totally think that sign fits my personality. The first obvious connection is how much I love water. I have always wanted to live on the beach and I go to the beach as often as I can. I also love hanging out at rivers as well and that is usually where I can be found in the summer. As much as I love water, I do not like fishing!!!

I also pay attention to my horoscope daily and everyday it is so close to what is actually going on in my life that it is unreal! I sometimes cannot believe how accurate my horoscopes are!

So yes, I do think I am a total Pisces by nature and I would not ever change that for anything!

Sorry for not updating in a few days…. I have been sick! I swear it’s always one thing after another after another. Everybody in my house was sick early in the week so obviously I didn’t have much “me” time when I am cleaning up tons of puke but now yesterday it finally passed to me and I have been super sick since yesterday afternoon. I will be fine tomorrow though, luckily this is one of those 24 hour type bugs that passes quickly. I am feeling a lot better today but am just sooooo tired, all I want to do is sleep and that is so not like me. Anyways, just wanted to pop in and let everybody know! I might work on my blog a little tonight while I am laying in bed but it’s not a guarantee since I do still feel pretty crappy.

Here are some pics I have taken recently! Enjoy!

Ok so I am back at the 30 day challenge… I took some time off for Thanksgiving.

My favorite comfort foods… well it’s so hard to pick a couple because I just love food. You can probably tell that by looking at my huge ass but whatever, I love to eat and I love food. There is no shame in my game.

#1 – Mexican food! More specifically, beans and rice. Yes sometimes when I go get take out food I only order a huge side of refried beans, rice, chips, and salsa and that is what I eat. I live in south Texas though so Mexican food is very prominent here and I grew up eating it. That is definitely my #1 favorite comfort food.

#2 – My homemade chili with crackers, cheese, and sour cream! I am not the greatest cook but the things I do cook are truly awesome. My chili is no exception… it is soooo good….mmmm! I like to make a huge crockpot full of it and then when it is done I make myself a huge bowl and put lots of shredded cheddar cheese and a dollop of sour cream and I eat it with only crackers! I don’t even use a spoon! So good.

#3 – Stuffed jalapenos and ranch dressing! Ok so I know that one is a weird one but it’s true. I love love love stuffed jalapenos and especially the ones you can get from Jack in the Box that are breaded and fried then you dip them in ranch….. omg so good! I eat them for breakfast probably twice a week on most weeks…. yes for breakfast. I know I’m weird.

Welp those are my top favorite comfort foods. I know there are probably more but I can’t think of them and I am eating right now so I don’t feel like trying to think of them…lol

Those foods always make me feel better no matter how down I am. What’s your favorite comfort foods?

This is always a touchy subject amongst people, especially online. I am going to write about it anyways.

My views on religion are pretty much non-existent. If I had to say I was some kind of religion, I wouldn’t know what to say. I guess I would say that I am spiritual but I am not religious. I don’t know what I believe exactly but I don’t believe that there is some magical figure in the sky that can snap his fingers and create Earth and people and shit like that. I do believe that there is *something* out there and I do believe that there is some sort of afterlife. After all, it has been proven that every human has an electric energy inside them and it has to go somewhere at death, it doesn’t just disappear so obviously we do go on after death. I just don’t believe in the god that Christians believe in and I don’t fully support Christianity because most Christians are nothing more than hippocratic bible thumping conservative assholes. Not all of them, but most of them. Living in Texas I see the full extent of this and I hate it.

Besides that, every since religion became widespread the world has turned to shit. There has been more wars caused because of religion than any other reason at all. The most heinous crimes have been committed because of religion. I just don’t think religion does anything for anybody. Religion causes so many problems because people do not understand it. I found this while I was researching the subject, this is a quote from a spiritual writer named Klienwachter….

“Religion is not spirituality, it is man’s attempt to explain spirituality. It is observable, what religion has done for us. You need not take my word. You can read about it in the paper any day of the week. It has not served us well. If fact it has down right, failed us miserably. It is not working for us any more today, than it did thousands of years ago. It certainly has not brought us peace on earth. It has divided man from man, man from women, man from his environment and man from God.”

I mean how much more true could this be? Anyways, that’s about all I have to say about it. I am certainly not against anybody who believes in any religion and people can believe in whatever they want. I just don’t bother myself with it because it does nothing but cause problems in the world and I want no part in it.

My top 5 pet peeves….

1. People who whine and complain about everything. I don’t mean the casual complaint either… I mean like everything that comes out of their mouth is negative boo hoo shit. I hate hate hate that! I am a totally positive upbeat person and I just don’t have any time for crybabies.

2. This is similar to #1 but different: Adults who act like little kids. I can’t stand grown ass people who get their feelings hurt over childish petty bullshit like not having a birthday party thrown for them or not getting a cake for their birthday. I mean really people? You are 30 years old, do you NEED a birthday cake or a party? I thought that shit was for kids. Act like a fucking adult for Christ’s sake.

3. Jealous women. This is another thing that just bothers the crap out of me. I can’t stand all of the drama bullshit I see on a daily basis in the online porn world. There is always somebody talking shit or hating or calling other girls out over some stupid crap that’s not even worth it. I don’t even associate with people like that. It’s obvious they are just as ugly on the inside as they are on the outside when they act like a bunch of bitches.

4. Animals who act like they are starving 24 hours a day. Heh this is a funny one but I am totally serious. I have 2 bulldogges and 3 cats and I feed all of them 2-3 times a day but the bastards still follow me around begging for scraps of food ALL DAY LONG. Seriously. The cats are so bad they will sit and do this awful hungry meow all fucking day… all fucking day… I am totally not lying. They act like they haven’t been fed in weeks. Ugh it makes me so mad, it makes me not want to feed them for a couple of days.

5. People who can’t spell. Mainly just women who can’t spell…. men don’t bother me so much for some reason but when I see a chick online who cannot spell it just drives me mad. I want to correct them so bad but I don’t. My main peeves are the ones who write “there” instead of “their”, “your” instead of “you’re”, and any stupid abbreviations like “u” when you could of just typed 2 extra letters and made the correct word “you”. This is especially bad when they claim to be in college or have a college degree and still write like this…. makes me wonder what kind of college they are going to.

Welp that’s my 5 top pet peeves… that’s really the only pet peeves I have. I am generally a really happy care free person but those 5 things just drive me nuts… I try to ignore it but I can’t 🙂